We’d like to welcome everyone to the world premiere of Laverne and Lucy!

With a combined performing career of over 60 years (most of them spent by Laverne), these two delightful divas have been winning over audiences in trailer parks, fast food chains and Flea Markets all over the Dakotas!  Considered the best Musicians in their pay grade, we are thrilled to have them with us tonight.

Please put your hands together and help me give a rousing welcome to…

LAVERNE AND LUCY!!!!!

1. 1. Provide a designated parking space within 50 ft. of the door closest to the
      performance area (or as close as possible) for an easy load/unload.
   2. Provide a brightly lit stage (minimum of 8’ deep by 16’ wide or larger, and 10’
      or more in height from the ground), with access to a minimum of 4 power outlets
      and two sturdy 6+ ft. tables. Given the interactive nature of the show, stairs
      to the stage should be placed in front wherever possible for audience
      access.
   3. Provide a state-of-the-art sound system and sound technician along with
      their contact information (unless otherwise determined prior to appearance).
   4. Provide private access to the performance space a minimum of two hours
      ahead of showtime for set up and a sound check completed without
      audience members present. (Set up and sound check takes about 100
      minutes on average.) If you need us to be set up sooner, let us know, as this
      will impact the total cost depending on how much time is needed).
   5. For ballrooms, arrange it so that the audience is sitting no further than 8 feet
      from the front of the stage. Wherever possible, theatre-style seating is
      preferred (n/a for permanent theaters). For both, the closer the audience, the
      better…we prefer no gap of empty seats near the stage. If so, we ask that
      you move guests to fill the gaps before the show begins.
   6. Provide an on-site contact person who will serve as liaison between Talent
      and Producer, be available for questions and protect against any
      mistreatment of Talent.
   7. Provide a secure, private dressing area with a pitcher of water and two
      glasses. (Outdoor performances with no dressing area require an air-conditioned trailer.)
   8. (For Banquets) provide two meals, as “Laverne & Lucy” will eat with your
      group, time permitting.
   9. Provide a distraction free environment. (Wait staff are not clearing dishes,
      doors are closed, other noisy activities such as piped in music, generators,
      air compressors, etc, are put on hold for the duration of the show.)
   10. A nearby, pre-paid (or donated) non-smoking hotel room for each artist.
   11. Include www.LaverneAndLucy.com on ALL publicity, printed, digital or
       social media. (For public events, if you link to us, we’ll link to you.)